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sxizzor:

butthorn:

I just attended the best passion of the Christ play. As they were “nailing” Jesus to the cross the entire thing broke. No one knew what to do and it got quiet. Finally one of the guards on stage said “You get out of it this time Jesus”

omfg

I CAN’T STOP FUCKING LAUGHING NOBODY LOOK AT ME

 

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seruant:

ah yes, its almost halloween. 

seruant:

ah yes, its almost halloween. 

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barebackqueen:

scumplanet:

condensedbloodmilk:

trollzin:

error404s:

watch this whole thing please

jfc im laughing my ass off

watching this video was like sitting in a car accelerating to 150, slamming the breaks, spinning out of control, and barley missing a head on collision with a semi-truck.

THIS IS THE WAY TO DEAL WITH HARASSMENT.

help me life alert.

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Beyoncé & JAY Z perform live at the Global Citizen Festival (09/27) 
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lgnacio:

180mph:

OMG… today at school I asked to use the bathroom because i HATE MATH CLASS!! and im wasting time and after 5 minutes of taking selfies and blogging on my tumblr blog my teacher walks into the bathroom and says “What are you doing?” And I accidentally said “None of your business, Cumberbitch!” and he stood there shocked but then he said “Who do you ship?” and now we follow each other on tumblr!

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sickening-hurts:

dennys:

sprawlerr:

why does dennys have a tumblr

why do you

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